A most entertaining morning

This morning has been far more entertaining than most other mornings, although of course it is special because it is Friday. Praise Jesus, it's Friday. Anyways, I shall recount my tale of the morning's happenings so ya'll can laugh with me.

First off, I had this crazy dream. I dreamed that I was home and Steve was with me, but there were a ton of people staying at my house. For some reason, there were some parents whose kid needed to go to the ER but they didn't want to take her. So I offered to go, and I took the kid to the ER. I get back, glad to be home where I can hang out with Steve...who had unfortunately stayed behind with my family. Just as I'm getting ready to settle down, another parents comes up to me and asks if I would be willing to take their son to the ER. I sighed and said, "Suuuure..." Here we go again.

So, I wander off to find Steve so that I could at least tell him where I was going. I find him in the living room watching a movie with a bunch of other people. He was sitting next to this girl who I have never seen before, and boy was she smirking at me. Wanna know why? She stinkin' had her arm around my fiance's shoulders and was holding his hand! I just stared at him and said, "Uh, excuse me? What are you doing?" He was completely oblivious to my distress and said, "What? What's up baby?" WHILE HE'S HOLDING HER HAND! I finally stormed away, angry, and I heard him say as I walked away, "Oh, crap...she doesn't know PeeWee!" Apparently PeeWee was the name of the girl, and she was a close friend of Steve's. Make sense? Not really. That explains why it was a dream.

To top it off, I began scheming about how I could terminate this supposed PeeWee as I grabbed the kid and zoomed off in a Volvo on the way to the ER.

End of dream, now back to real life. Apparently this dream was pretty distracting, because I slept through two minutes of my alarm before I actually heard it. I finally get out of bed, turn it off, and hop on my computer to check my email really quick. And what do I find but an email from my boss after midnight, after he had consumed an entire bottle of wine. Hysterical, to say the least. I can't remember ever laughing that hard within 5 minutes of waking up.

So, it seems to be the start of an interesting day. I can't wait to see what else will happen. Tootles!